HELP URGENTLY NEEDED!
(Satire)
PLEASE HELP!
After two long years of being on a waiting list for an
exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by
the breeder that at long last, our number has come
up, and . . .
WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children
now, because we just KNOW how time consuming
our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy
will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the
children in new homes this weekend!!!
They are described as:
One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years
old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is
Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots.
Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition!
Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained
and gets along well with others. Does not run with
scissors and with a little time and training, he will do
well in a new home.
One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three
years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb
sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested, but
needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy
and happy (mostly.) Gets along well with little boys,
but does not like to share toys.
She is house trained, and would do best in a one child
household.
We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is
best for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a
UNIQUE situation, and we have a real emergency
here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the
latest.
[Author Unknown]